{"title":"Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"conspiracy-playing-cards","title":"Conspiracy Playing Cards","description":"You ever notice how every deck of cards looks the same? Yeah. Think about that for a second. This isn't that deck... \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe LR Conspiracy deck looks like it got smuggled out of a dusty grimoire in the back of a Cold War bunker. Ouroboros snake coiled around the Lucid Rob tag in yellow graffiti. All-seeing eye pyramid up top with black helicopters circling because somebody's always watching. Flat earth map at the bottom with more choppers (don't ask, you already know). Alchemical symbols for sulfur and mercury, thorned vines, and watching eyes tucked into every corner.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for poker night, road trips, and the bar where you want people to ask about your deck. The Illuminati doesn't play Texas Hold'em, but if they did, this is the deck they'd cheat with.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Smooth 305 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n- Standard 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm) size\u003cbr\u003e\n- 52 cards + 2 Jokers\u003cbr\u003e\n- Includes a clear acrylic box\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShuffle the deck. Read the symbols. Trust no one. Especially the dealer.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42763996889159,"sku":"3925932_44154","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/poker-playing-cards-white-2.5x3.5-front-6a012e86793b4.jpg?v=1778462368"},{"product_id":"lr-conspiracy-board-playing-cards","title":"LR Conspiracy Board Playing Cards","description":"The cards your weird uncle has been waiting his whole life for...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery card back is a full-blown conspiracy corkboard: Roswell polaroid, Sasquatch sighting from '67, \"Moon Landing Faked?\" Daily Herald headline, Area 51 map with Groom Lake circled in red, a reptilian in a business suit (look closer), and red string connecting all of it like a true crime documentary that went off the rails in episode three. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSticky notes scrawled with \"THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW,\" \"NOT WEATHER BALLOON !!\" and \"QUESTION EVERYTHING.\" Coffee stains included. Lucid Rob tag dripping in the middle like the final piece of the puzzle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBring this deck out at poker night and watch the entire vibe shift. Half the table will laugh. The other half will start asking questions. Someone's going to mention their cousin who \"worked at a base once.\" Just deal the cards. Let the board do the rest.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Smooth 305 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n- Standard 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm) size\u003cbr\u003e\n- 52 cards + 2 Jokers\u003cbr\u003e\n- Includes a clear acrylic box\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's all connected. Shuffle accordingly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eLucid Rob Merch\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eLucid Media LLC\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003elucidrobbiz@gmail.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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Masonic square and compass top and bottom, sacred geometry rings spiraling out from the middle, Metatron's cube anchored in the cardinals, and watching eyes nested in every corner. The kind of card back that makes people lean in for a closer look and then quietly wonder what they just signed up for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is the deck for when you want to feel like you're being initiated into something every time you deal a hand. Poker night, road trip, the cabin where the wifi doesn't work and stories get weird around the fire. Slide these out and watch the table go quiet for a beat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Smooth 305 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n- Standard 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm) size\u003cbr\u003e\n- 52 cards + 2 Jokers\u003cbr\u003e\n- Includes a clear acrylic box\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe eye sees the deal. 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