{"product_id":"conspiracy-board-tee","title":"Conspiracy Board Tee","description":"A skeleton hand pinning the truth to the wall, one polaroid at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Conspiracy Board box tee is a full investigation rendered in vintage etching style on a wood backdrop. Pinned scraps and clippings everywhere: \"THEY KNOW,\" \"WAKE UP,\" \"NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS,\" \"HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT,\" \"FOLLOW THE SHROOM.\" All-seeing eye pyramid radiating in the center. Mushroom polaroids, occult sigils, a skull, and a skeletal hand reaching in to pin the last piece. Lucid Rob dripping in heavy white horror lettering across the top. It's a corkboard manifesto you can wear.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the deep divers, the late-night researchers, the people whose browser history would concern a federal employee. Wear it to the show, the bookstore, the bar where you actually want someone to ask. Half the room reads one line and laughs. The other half reads all of them and goes quiet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe box tee fit runs relaxed and structured, with a wider cut through the chest and shoulders for that streetwear silhouette. Heavyweight cotton. Built to hold its shape through years of wear, washes, and however many threads you connect.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Heavyweight 100% cotton (blends may vary by size)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Boxy, relaxed streetwear fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ribbed crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e\n- Double-stitched hems for durability\u003cbr\u003e\n- Screen-printed graphic, built to last\u003cbr\u003e\n- Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n- Available in multiple sizes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFollow the shroom. Connect the threads. Wear the proof.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eLucid Rob Merch\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eLucid Media LLC\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003elucidrobbiz@gmail.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42795728896071,"sku":"4339631_23577","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42795728928839,"sku":"4339631_23578","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42795728961607,"sku":"4339631_23579","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42795728994375,"sku":"4339631_23580","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42795729027143,"sku":"4339631_23581","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42795729059911,"sku":"4339631_23582","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":42795729092679,"sku":"4339631_23583","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/mens-box-tee-black-back-6a0b32f47640a.jpg?v=1779118873","url":"https:\/\/lucidrobmerch.com\/products\/conspiracy-board-tee","provider":"Lucid Rob Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}