{"product_id":"lucid-signal-sticker","title":"Lucid Signal Sticker","description":"Tune in. Drop out. Pull the plug.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Lucid Signal sticker is what happens when your TV finally tells the truth. A busted vintage set with a glitched-out screen, dripping paint, and a skeleton hand yanking the cord because somebody had to. Above it, a swirling neon vortex of mushrooms, floating eyeballs, and the kind of colors you swear you've seen before but can't quite place. The Lucid Rob tag bleeds across the cracked screen like the broadcast finally gave up pretending.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one's for anyone who's ever stared at the news and thought \"yeah, no.\" Slap it on your laptop, your guitar case, the back of your phone, the inside of a bathroom stall at a truck stop. Wherever it'll catch someone mid-scroll and make them question what they're consuming.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years, which is longer than most cable subscriptions last anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Vinyl with matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″\u003cbr\u003e\n- Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years\u003cbr\u003e\n- Scratch and UV resistant, colors stay loud\u003cbr\u003e\n- Die-cut to the shape of the design\u003cbr\u003e\n- Easy-peel backing\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nChange the channel. Trust the signal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eLucid Rob Merch\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eLucid Media LLC\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003elucidrobbiz@gmail.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"2″×2″","offer_id":42762998644807,"sku":"2757325_24964","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":42762998677575,"sku":"2757325_24965","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":42762998710343,"sku":"2757325_24966","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5″×5″","offer_id":42762998743111,"sku":"2757325_24967","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6″×6″","offer_id":42762998775879,"sku":"2757325_24968","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/die-cut-stickers-satin-6x6-front-69ffb932ea4a2.jpg?v=1778366787","url":"https:\/\/lucidrobmerch.com\/products\/lucid-signal-sticker","provider":"Lucid Rob Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}