{"product_id":"pineal-portal-tee","title":"Pineal Portal Tee","description":"Your brain on a good day. Or a weird one. Hard to say, honestly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Pineal Portal box tee splits a brain right down the middle: hot pink on one side, electric blue on the other, lightning arcing across the gap. A galaxy-wrapped pyramid with a glowing teal eye sits in the center where the third eye is supposed to be. Mushrooms erupt from every fold of grey matter. Sacred geometry and flower-of-life patterns halo the whole thing. The Lucid Rob tag drips in heavy white horror lettering across the bottom. Logic on one side, the cosmos on the other, fungus everywhere in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one's for the overthinkers, the seekers, the people whose group chat is 90% existential questions at 1 a.m. Wear it to the show, the festival, the bookstore, the family dinner where you're definitely not explaining what it means. Let it speak for the part of your brain you don't talk about at work.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe box tee fit runs relaxed and structured, with a wider cut through the chest and shoulders for that streetwear silhouette. Heavyweight cotton. Built to hold its shape through years of wear, washes, and every rabbit hole your mind wanders down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Heavyweight 100% cotton (blends may vary by size)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Boxy, relaxed streetwear fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ribbed crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e\n- Double-stitched hems for durability\u003cbr\u003e\n- Screen-printed graphic, built to last\u003cbr\u003e\n- Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n- Available in multiple sizes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOpen the portal. Mind the gap.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eLucid Rob Merch\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eLucid Media LLC\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003elucidrobbiz@gmail.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42795710251079,"sku":"4590014_23577","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42795710283847,"sku":"4590014_23578","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42795710316615,"sku":"4590014_23579","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42795710349383,"sku":"4590014_23580","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42795710382151,"sku":"4590014_23581","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42795710414919,"sku":"4590014_23582","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":42795710447687,"sku":"4590014_23583","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/mens-box-tee-black-back-6a0b31d771973.jpg?v=1779118587","url":"https:\/\/lucidrobmerch.com\/products\/pineal-portal-tee","provider":"Lucid Rob Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}