{"product_id":"shroom-king-sticker","title":"Shroom King Sticker","description":"Long live the king. He's already dead. He's still in charge.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Shroom King sits on his moss-covered throne wearing a crown of glowing pink and purple mushrooms, flanked by two smaller skull henchmen because every monarch needs middle management. Neon spores grow up from the base in electric blue and acid green. The Lucid Rob tag drips across the bottom in heavy black graffiti. He doesn't speak. He doesn't need to. The mycelium handles communications.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one's for the heads. The fungus enthusiasts. The people who read one book about mushrooms and now have opinions about consciousness. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, your toolbox, the cooler you bring to weird desert music fests. Let everyone know who you answer to (a dead skeleton wearing fungus on his head, apparently).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years, which is roughly how long mycelium takes to quietly reclaim an entire forest.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Vinyl with matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″\u003cbr\u003e\n- Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years\u003cbr\u003e\n- Scratch and UV resistant, colors stay loud\u003cbr\u003e\n- Die-cut to the shape of the design\u003cbr\u003e\n- Easy-peel backing\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBow to the king. Or don't. He's not actually paying attention.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eLucid Rob Merch\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eLucid Media LLC\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003elucidrobbiz@gmail.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"2″×2″","offer_id":42763010211911,"sku":"2167411_24964","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":42763010244679,"sku":"2167411_24965","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":42763010277447,"sku":"2167411_24966","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5″×5″","offer_id":42763010310215,"sku":"2167411_24967","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6″×6″","offer_id":42763010342983,"sku":"2167411_24968","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/die-cut-stickers-satin-6x6-front-69ffc0c842dfe.jpg?v=1778368727","url":"https:\/\/lucidrobmerch.com\/products\/shroom-king-sticker","provider":"Lucid Rob Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}