{"product_id":"wake-up-sticker","title":"Wake Up Sticker","description":"# Wake Up Sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLook, you can keep pretending everything's fine, or you can slap this on your laptop and let everyone know you've seen some things.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe \"Wake Up\" sticker is pure Lucid Rob: cracked concrete letters getting devoured by neon mushrooms, a bloodshot third eye busting through the middle like it's had enough of the bullshit, and the signature gold-drip tag oozing across the bottom. It's the visual equivalent of finally closing the news app and going outside.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it on your laptop. Your water bottle. Your roommate's car (probably don't). Anywhere that needs a little less doom-scroll energy and a little more \"I read things and I have thoughts.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years — which is longer than most people stay awake anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n- Vinyl with matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″\u003cbr\u003e\n- Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years\u003cbr\u003e\n- Scratch and UV resistant — colors stay loud\u003cbr\u003e\n- Die-cut to the shape of the design\u003cbr\u003e\n- Easy-peel backing\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe eye sees you. Wake up.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Lucid Rob Merch","offers":[{"title":"2″×2″","offer_id":42762994352199,"sku":"7539103_24964","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":42762994384967,"sku":"7539103_24965","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":42762994417735,"sku":"7539103_24966","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5″×5″","offer_id":42762994450503,"sku":"7539103_24967","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6″×6″","offer_id":42762994483271,"sku":"7539103_24968","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9592\/7623\/files\/die-cut-stickers-satin-5x5-front-69ffb3485e7cf.jpg?v=1778365309","url":"https:\/\/lucidrobmerch.com\/products\/wake-up-sticker","provider":"Lucid Rob Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}