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Pineal Portal Sticker

Pineal Portal Sticker

Regular price $6.00 USD
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Your brain on a good day. Or a weird one. Hard to say, honestly.

The Pineal Portal sticker splits a brain right down the middle: hot pink on one side, electric blue on the other, lightning arcing across the gap. A galaxy-wrapped pyramid with a glowing teal eye sits in the center where the third eye is supposed to be. Mushrooms erupt from every fold of grey matter. Sacred geometry and flower-of-life patterns halo the whole thing. The Lucid Rob tag drips in heavy white horror lettering across the bottom. Logic on one side, the cosmos on the other, fungus everywhere in between.

This one's for the overthinkers, the seekers, the people whose group chat is 90% existential questions at 1 a.m. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, your notebook, the dashboard of the car where you have your best ideas. Let it speak for the part of your brain you don't talk about at work.

Premium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years, which is plenty of time to figure out what your brain's actually trying to tell you.

**Details:**
- Vinyl with matte finish
- Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″
- Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years
- Scratch and UV resistant, colors stay loud
- Die-cut to the shape of the design
- Easy-peel backing
- Blank product sourced from the US

Open the portal. Mind the gap.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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