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Lucid Rob Merch
Pineal Portal Tee
Pineal Portal Tee
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$40.00 USD
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$40.00 USD
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Your brain on a good day. Or a weird one. Hard to say, honestly.
The Pineal Portal box tee splits a brain right down the middle: hot pink on one side, electric blue on the other, lightning arcing across the gap. A galaxy-wrapped pyramid with a glowing teal eye sits in the center where the third eye is supposed to be. Mushrooms erupt from every fold of grey matter. Sacred geometry and flower-of-life patterns halo the whole thing. The Lucid Rob tag drips in heavy white horror lettering across the bottom. Logic on one side, the cosmos on the other, fungus everywhere in between.
This one's for the overthinkers, the seekers, the people whose group chat is 90% existential questions at 1 a.m. Wear it to the show, the festival, the bookstore, the family dinner where you're definitely not explaining what it means. Let it speak for the part of your brain you don't talk about at work.
The box tee fit runs relaxed and structured, with a wider cut through the chest and shoulders for that streetwear silhouette. Heavyweight cotton. Built to hold its shape through years of wear, washes, and every rabbit hole your mind wanders down.
**Details:**
- Heavyweight 100% cotton (blends may vary by size)
- Boxy, relaxed streetwear fit
- Ribbed crew neckline
- Double-stitched hems for durability
- Screen-printed graphic, built to last
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Available in multiple sizes
Open the portal. Mind the gap.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Lucid Rob Merch and Lucid Media LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at lucidrobbiz@gmail.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Pineal Portal box tee splits a brain right down the middle: hot pink on one side, electric blue on the other, lightning arcing across the gap. A galaxy-wrapped pyramid with a glowing teal eye sits in the center where the third eye is supposed to be. Mushrooms erupt from every fold of grey matter. Sacred geometry and flower-of-life patterns halo the whole thing. The Lucid Rob tag drips in heavy white horror lettering across the bottom. Logic on one side, the cosmos on the other, fungus everywhere in between.
This one's for the overthinkers, the seekers, the people whose group chat is 90% existential questions at 1 a.m. Wear it to the show, the festival, the bookstore, the family dinner where you're definitely not explaining what it means. Let it speak for the part of your brain you don't talk about at work.
The box tee fit runs relaxed and structured, with a wider cut through the chest and shoulders for that streetwear silhouette. Heavyweight cotton. Built to hold its shape through years of wear, washes, and every rabbit hole your mind wanders down.
**Details:**
- Heavyweight 100% cotton (blends may vary by size)
- Boxy, relaxed streetwear fit
- Ribbed crew neckline
- Double-stitched hems for durability
- Screen-printed graphic, built to last
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Available in multiple sizes
Open the portal. Mind the gap.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Lucid Rob Merch and Lucid Media LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at lucidrobbiz@gmail.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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