Look, you can keep pretending everything's fine, or you can slap this on your laptop and let everyone know you've seen some things.
The "Wake Up" sticker is pure Lucid Rob: cracked concrete letters getting devoured by neon mushrooms, a bloodshot third eye busting through the middle like it's had enough of the bullshit, and the signature gold-drip tag oozing across the bottom. It's the visual equivalent of finally closing the news app and going outside.
Stick it on your laptop. Your water bottle. Your roommate's car (probably don't). Anywhere that needs a little less doom-scroll energy and a little more "I read things and I have thoughts."
Premium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years — which is longer than most people stay awake anyway.
**Details:**
- Vinyl with matte finish
- Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″
- Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years
- Scratch and UV resistant — colors stay loud
- Die-cut to the shape of the design
- Easy-peel backing
- Blank product sourced from the US
The eye sees you. Wake up.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
